Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Things I have learned

okay - credit my old boss, Heidi for this list...just to make you laugh (or at least giggle)


GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

Tomorrow I'll do more from the email she sent me....

Most of my fellow team members are on a cruise to Mexico w/the boss...I chose not to go, but they are in San Diego today & the weather sucks! Ha Ha Ha!!!

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